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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I'm on Moms new laptop HELLO GUYS

Hello at last guys...i'm on Moms new laptop..its taking some getting used to,even for a clever, streetwise fella like me,but i really want to give you all the 'cat-chat' on whats been going on ..with the gang. Jacey (J.C.)is still doing fine..she's really an old bird we must show her some respect..but boy she puts that hormonal bitchcat with attitude,Lady in her place at times..Lady thinks she is so cool,just because she takes on anything with 4 legs & a tail..The young un(Moses) is terrified of her when she is in a bad mood and he still gives her a wide berth, but she is ok with him..she reckons he knows his place..he is still the biggest woos on 4 legs..but he is getting SO big, we try not to let him see his reflection in mirrors or windows etc...coz he'd scare himself to death..i kid you not !!!! he might get a bit cocky and ...we dont want that,especially moi..Lady i can handle we have had a few run-ins,but if the young un landed on me in a scrap he'd probably wind me for a week..he reminds me of one of those low on brains but extremely huge simpletons..scarey to look at but harmless due to lack of intelligence if you get my drift? really must get she who must be obeyed (Ma,NOT Lady,she only thinks she should be obeyed)to get her camera fixed, then i can post his picture..well one of us all would be good..ive missed you guys..especially Milton..where are you buddy ???
We have had aunty Ness & Laura down yesterday. Mom's always in a good mood when they are here and we get lots of attention...sometimes too much..that Laura is good looking (for a human)..but she keps wanting to give me a bath !!!...she got away with it once when i was a silly punky,kid, and they were all cooing and saying stupid things like 'isn't he gorgeous, his fur is so lovely when he's clean'..Bah, do they think i'm a woman, i'd never live it down in the neighbourhood if i let her do that..sadly i had to get heavy with Laura, drew a bit of blood,I feel really bad about that, but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do to protect his street cred..and that ugly flea infested ginger Tom would never let me live it down if i went out smelling like a bunch of flowers.
Must go now guys and get back to sleep, dont want she who must be obeyed to know i've used her lap top..she's a bit possesive of it at the moment. I still share a room with Lady she's ok when we are on our own very submissive..what is it with these tough girl types..split personalities all of em.
Moses the woos STILL sleeps with Ma..on her head apparently..what a weird little retrd he is, but i feel a bit protective towards him coz of his mental state...Jacey has her choice, but usually chooses to sleep on her pillow under the radiator, I think i can hear Ma moving about, she was watching the 'X files'so i thought i'd try this out, but it must have finished now...dawn will be breaking soon and i'll have to pretend i've been asleep allnight...but i've really only been 'cat napping'..LOL..Talk soon guys bye for now.. and Happy Hunting.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

By the way the strange one is Victor

I forgot to mention Victor (Below) Aunty Nessa's dog (well i think he's a dog) must post on him later..I just got SO carried away worrying about Momo's lack of backbone,that i totally forgot to metion Victor...I'm still trying to find out what went wrong with him..did he get run over, but it only caught his ears ??..will do more research and post on him later. MoMo is my top priority at the minute..he is a WIMP extrordinaire...must sort him out before i tackle anything else.

I'm back, and Mo is a bigger whoos than ever !!!

Well here i am blogging again, i have been having a really lazy time, Ma was too interested in going out with Aunty Nessa. Mo is an even bigger wooos than before (if thats possible?) Since Ma went mental when he brought a live bird into the house recently, he has been REALLY stupid and bringing home stupid things like... bits of chip wrapping paper !! and 'empty Crisp bags'!!!!! I ask you what a twerp..of course She (Ma) doesn't raise hell about the little tyke thinks he is doing well. I took him into the bushes yesterday and tried to get him to grab a blackbird, he just ran away !!.Now this is going to reflect badly on Moi..IF he doesn't quit acting like a wimp soon, I am after all supposed to be teaching him how to hunt. He even said that Simba..(that weird one i showed you in my last post) was a great guy, and very handsome in the flesh !!!..I felt like banging my head on a wall and biting my paws until they bled, i was just SO frustrated with him.
Have got to think up another strategy to make him more Macho..or i will not be able to hold my head up in the neighborhood soon. I heard scruff, the ginger Tom talking to that stupid Poncy Tabby yesterday..they stopped as i went passed, but i managed to hear, "its the way they are taught, he's losing his touch"..Well i aint losing MY touch baby, i turned and spat at him, and went for them like lightening, they both ran..but IF i dont do something with that Moses soon, folk will think i'm slipping..even Lady smirked at me today..and said, 'i saw Momo with the crisp that the best you have taught him big boy' ?..she just got a dirty look, i'll sort her out later...but i need to get my thoughts together..and Quick.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Well it looks like he's moved in !!!

Well its raining outside..and HE'S in Here !!in MY bed, where am I,on a dining chair !!! Coz Hes got my radiator bed, I like the warmth i'm on a flippin hard chair by the other smaller radiator !!....Momo is on the Sofa and the two girls are on our bed upstairs.You can see by my face..I AM NOT HAPPY !!...I've got to sort this out,I am after all the leader now..She (ma) is just messing about on the computer, doesn't care that i am disgusted with her for allowing him to take over MY bed..."oh you poor old thing your soaking wet" she says to him.."come on in and have some Milk"..Now I dont mind him been here he's a quite old boy..but not in MY bed, Still he'll be gone again when the rain stops,.. I suppose i could talk to him and recruit him into the gang, Then i can tell him who's the Boss (Moi)and sort out the sleeping arrangements at the same time..Good idea..i'll go and talk to him Now, let you know in my next post what happens..Bailey

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Now what do you make of this fella ??

O.K. guys WHAT do you make of this Dude ??..he's our cousin (well sort of )He is one of Aunty Vanessa's (Ma's daughter) cats...he looks like a lion, suppose thats why they call him Simba !!...Momo is going down with Mom next week so he will see him face to face...MMMmmmm. I have told 'young un' (Momo)to do a lot of research on him..Coz apparently he fancies himself as a bit of a tough guy, and a cool dude...yeah well he aint met me yet!!.
Mo is a bit scared of meeting him..i told him to just look into his eyes and dont show any fear..after all he's only a young un himself (6 months)..but he is a BIG boy apparently..well the bigger they are the harder they fall buddy i told Mo..hope the young un dont go all Wimpy when he meets him.
I've been giving him lessons all afternoon on how to control your fears and maintain an air of superiority, just by the faces you pull and moves you make !!...Its a bit like teaching a parrot to roller skate, but hopefully some of it will have sunk in.
Anyway i'll blog on that when they get back.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Lady on a BAD day ???

This One pic could well be Lady on a bad day !!..she is SO hormonal and makes our lives a misery when she is 'Off on One'..but then she is sweetness and light the next morning. We get these PMT outbursts from her about once every 2-3 months, no wonder we give her a wide berth sometimes, but i have to admit..she does really love Moi..( as you can see in the second picture) but then who could blame her..Bailey signing out X

A couple of Pics of Smokey

Just a Couple of pictures of dear old Smokey,he loved sitting on the dresser, or the widow ledge. The other Pic is Moses (Momo) when he was a 'little un' lying on top of Smoke, He loved Smokey,like we all did...and used to cuddle up to him in his basket..Old Smoke was always kind to him, he was that kind of guy..we miss him so much even now.